Ramblings and whatnot.

madeofdoom: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:56:42 -0400

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.

I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.

I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.

I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:56 -0400

friend: hey, how are you?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:17:52 -0400

friend: hey, how are you?
me: well you'll be excited to know that otp#342 looked at each other last episode so things are really looking up

i-am-thewalrus: i love this so much

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:15:54 -0400

i-am-thewalrus:

i love this so much

pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:13:51 -0400

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

summersunonmyskin: watermelonmeadows: the-u-g-l-y-duckling: jo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:19 -0400

summersunonmyskin:

watermelonmeadows:

the-u-g-l-y-duckling:

join-the-moriparty:

sexytimesonfire:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

Canadians are weird

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

is neil actually hiccup horrendous haddock III

how proud am i to be from this sexy country

I AM DYING.

kingsleyyy: overexposed: started from the bottom

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:39 -0400

kingsleyyy:

overexposed: started from the bottom

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my talk, oh you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:28:43 -0400

"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:37:54 -0400

“It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.”

- L.R. Knost (via creatingaquietmind)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:30:40 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:29:32 -0400

the-slutgarden: This is the most perfect thing I’ve ever...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:27:48 -0400

the-slutgarden:

This is the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen.

shaliara:

dawnofthedouchebag:

Empire Magazine pays tribute to the most iconic movie moments of the past 20 years

Perfect post is perfect :)

Thank you tumblr for actually being relevant to my life today

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:24:14 -0400

Thank you tumblr for actually being relevant to my life today

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:34:55 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:30 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:11:55 -0400

mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:49:43 -0400

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

missgingerlee: Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation. All...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:28:44 -0400

missgingerlee:

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

All kinds of truth in this statement.

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows: ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:36:15 -0400

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

aaaaand perfect post.

eat-draw-write: theamericankid: I applaud anyone with that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:35:50 -0400

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even.